Forget Fireworks - People Are Blowing Up Port-a-Potties Now
Well, if you ever wondered what would happen if a porta-potty ever blew up, you finally have your answer.
WKBT reports that the quiet and picturesque Pettibone Beach became the scene of a smelly crime. Someone decided to chuck an explosive into one of their porta-potties late Tuesday/early Wednesday -- which sent pieces of it flying every which way.
Police says the portable toilet definitely "exploded" as there's no other possible explanation, but as for what caused the detonation is anyone's guess. Fireworks? TNT? A guy who went a little wild on Taco Tuesday?
Either way, the blast alone was powerful enough to send porta-potty debris up to 50 feet away, with some bits even scattering onto the roadway.
While the local authorities are in contact with the Pettibone Boat Club -- they have yet to nab any suspects.
An investigation is underway. No word if the beach plans on replacing the busted-up toilet or how they plan to remediate the area that is now covered in human you-know-what.