Naked Man Scares Woman Off Motorcycle & Steals It
If a naked man sitting at an intersection stood to his feet and walked slowly toward you as you idled at a red light, what would you do?
One woman sacrificed her motorcycle to keep the creep away from her.
Bangkok Post reports that the incident happened in southern Thailand on Sunday and it all started thanks to some good Samaritans. Basically, a group of dudes saw a poor naked man snoozing on the side of the road and decided that it was a good idea to load him into their van to drive him to the hospital.
Well, the man woke up and decided to raise a little hell. His rampage ended when he launched himself from the moving vehicle and plunked himself right down on a road divider, chilling at the intersection he was left at.
Cue a woman out for a joyride on her motorcycle and was the unfortunate soul to get caught by the red light. When she noticed the strange naked guy walking toward her, she did the only logical thing and scrambled off her bike and ran away.
Well, that resulted in the naked man taking ownership of the abandoned bike. He climbed onto it and drove off despite the best efforts from a rescue worker who tried to keep him from stealing it.
The entire debacle was caught on camera, which lasted about 50 seconds.
While it's unknown what happened to the motorcycle or if the woman would even take it back after a dirty naked man rubbed his junk all over the seat -- the perp was eventually arrested at a nearby market on Tuesday.
And, yes, he was still naked.